The marketing orgy at Brilliant Corners Merch, Inc. marches on!
Inspired by the Thelonius Monk Round Midnight watch, we provided SimulacrumKits@ for Louis Armstrong and Charley Parker (see below). Once more, we have forged an unholy metaheuristic liaison, this time with a coven of disaffected Tampa Bay cheerleaders and created The Deluxe Miles Davis Simulacrum Kit. As with all our kits, it allows you to really "get next" this greatest of jazz improvisers. It includes:
1. Discarded Harmon mute stems (8)2. Alimony check receipts (too many to count)
3. Harem pants (assorted colors)
4. Two roaches from Ferrari 275 ashtray (Davis ownership certified by Price Waterhouse)
5. 1944 Julliard Conservatory of Music freshman beanie
6. 1954 mash note from Bob Weinstock
7. Kind of Blue limited edition totebag
If the Davis Estate lawyers come a-knockin', we're readin to start rockin'!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last summer, inspired by the alliance between Sony and the Miles Davis estate which offered a mouthpiece replica, t-shirts and other fascinating items, we created our own Louis Armstrong Simulacrum Kit. And, we couldn't keep 'em in stock!
Always eager to cater to the whims of the insatiable jazz consumer, we have forged a metaheuristic liaison with a clutch of Ukranian businessmen and created The Deluxe Charlie Parker Simulacrum Kit. It includes:
- A dental x-ray showing Bird's "upper partials."
- A yardbird wing from 1941, preserved in formaldehyde and the wheel from the band bus that probably crushed it.
- A bottle of Gordon's gin salvaged from the wreckage of the old Birdland, with a letter of provenance from Willy's Liquor Store on 44th St.
- An early brochure from the Camarillo Chamber of Commerce
- A box of Dean Benedetti out-takes (so unlistenable that even Ross Russell wouldn't release them, but still...)
- One oboe reed with a imbedded Mitch Miller moustache hair.
So act now. Our 'operators' are standing by.
And, as we always say, "it's not re-animation, but it's pretty damn close."
Some have castigated the recent alliance between Sony and the Miles Davis estate which offers "A mouthpiece replica of exactly the 'Gustat' Heim 2 model used by Davis especially created by Kanstul," t-shirts and other fascinating items. They even throw in 43 cd's. In fact, those corporate giants don't go nearly far enough in offering a package that can truly bring fans closer to their favorite artists. We have therefore forged a metaheuristic liaison with several Baltic-area businessmen and are delighted to offer the Deluxe Louis Armstrong Simulacrum Kit, composed of:

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some have castigated the recent alliance between Sony and the Miles Davis estate which offers "A mouthpiece replica of exactly the 'Gustat' Heim 2 model used by Davis especially created by Kanstul," t-shirts and other fascinating items. They even throw in 43 cd's. In fact, those corporate giants don't go nearly far enough in offering a package that can truly bring fans closer to their favorite artists. We have therefore forged a metaheuristic liaison with several Baltic-area businessmen and are delighted to offer the Deluxe Louis Armstrong Simulacrum Kit, composed of:- A copy of the gun Armstrong shot off to get sent to the Colored Waif's Home for Boys.
- A facsimile of the original sisal belt Armstrong used to hold up his pants while delivering coal.
- A lump of coal.
- Two half-used packages of Swiss Kriss.
- A set of 10 designer "do-rags" created in honor of Satchmo's 100th anniversary.
- An "I Hate Bebop" pin, allegedly worn by Armstrong at an Elks Club meeting in Sept. 1952.
- A glassene envelope containing a half ounce of muggles that Armstrong forgot he even had.


.jpeg)











.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)


.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)

.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)

.jpeg)
.jpeg)
.jpeg)



.jpeg)
.jpeg)


